One Sentence Movie Reviews 2
I bring you one sentence movie reviews of movies I have seen. Why one sentence? Because without limits I will be tempted to write one million words about each movie. I'm cursed with tireless fingers and a penchant for the verbose. Nobody but a crazy person would want to read one million words about anything I have to say. So, on with the show.
Superbad A comedy where immoral boys pretend to have morals at a critical moment.
Bee Movie Hello implied human/bee beastiality.
The Simpsons Movie (DVD) The funniest movie about a show I've grown tired of watching.
Willow (DVD) Best commentary delivered solely by a dwarf. (Love Warwick Davis)
Clerks (DVD) I had not watched Clerks until this month, big mistake.
Clerks 2 (DVD) Most imitatible conservative Christian stereotype character in recent memory, but not as good as the original.
Fargo (DVD) William H. Macy and Steve Buscemi should have kittens together, unfortunately the commentary is even worse than Groundhog Day's, which is terrible.
