Custer's Revenge PS3

Custer's Revenge PS3

10-26-2009

Some people say that E.T. for the Atari 2600 is the worst game ever made, those people are idiots. Don't get me wrong E.T. is a terrible game, but Custer's Revenge is terrible² and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. In fact Custer's Revenge is so terrible it must steal redeeming qualities from good games for sustenance. Lock up your copy of Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time limited edition gold cartridge because there's something on the loose that will gobble it up.

If you're not familiar with this gem, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer's_Revenge.

If I imagine that Custer's Revenge for the PS3 is a real project, then I can make some imaginary predictions. First, the game would sell best in Japan because there's an infamous subculture there that eats of the bizarre and terrible like bizarre and terrible is a commodity the Earth is running out of. Second, the original game would be an unlockable easter egg and listed as a feature/selling point for the PS3 version. Finally, Jack Thompson would catch wind and start planning his comeback. Can anyone say montage? Queue up the Joe Esposito.

By: Brock