Apparently Bernie Madoff fell out of bed and hurt himself. I cannot imagine falling out of bed so hard that I break my face, ribs, and collaspe a lung. Oh to be elderly, I can't wait for the sweet embrace of dignified elderly fraility.
On a side note, I was always a little put out that Enron CEO Kenneth Lay died before he was sentenced and thus incarcerated. It seemed like he cheated his victims a second time, what a bastard. So here's hoping Bernie Madoff outlives us all and serves all of his sentence.
I haven't been personally affected by Madoff or Lay, but still these sorts of guys infuriate me. Here is why; http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/12/091229105906.htm. The negative feelings you have toward authority, probably well earned.