Achievements I should have got: Pinball Quest (NES)

Pinball Quest is a NES pinball RPG hybrid. It also features some shitty regular pinball boards, the main draw is the story driven RPG with well developed characters, an epic story, a robust economy and deep levels of strategy. Or not.

Unlocked: May 2, 1991 1:30pm
Comprehension Not Required
Watch the intro story cut-scene.
Unlocked: May 2, 1991 1:39pm
Just a Poor Ball From a Poor Family
Steal an item from the store.
Unlocked: May 2, 1991 2:02pm
Walk it off Ya Sissy
Get caught stealing, get your leg broken.
Unlocked: May 4, 1991 8:20pm
Big Baller
Defeat the final boss and save the princess.
Unlocked: May 4, 1991 8:22pm
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
Watch the ending cut-scene and not understand what you're seeing.
Unlocked: May 4, 1991 7:36pm
The Devil Made Me Do It
Steal the Devil Flippers from the store. You could never afford them legitimately anyway.
Unlocked: May 4, 1991 7:50pm
Inconceivable
Get to the final board in RPG mode and fall all the way back to the first board.
Unlocked: Dec 4, 2011 10:36pm
Wizard of Oz
Kill the Witch boss.
Unlocked: Dec 4, 2011 10:36pm
Knights Who Say Ni
Kill the Knights on the last board.
Unlocked: Dec 4, 2011 10:36pm
Utilitarian
Beat the game without buying or stealing anything.
By: Brock | On: Wed, December 28th, 2011 - 08:02 PM