I bring you one sentence movie reviews of movies I have seen. Why one sentence? Because without limits I will be tempted to write one million words about each movie. I'm cursed with tireless fingers and a penchant for the verbose. Nobody but a crazy person would want to read one million words about anything I have to say. So, on with the show.
Superbad: A comedy where immoral boys pretend to have morals at a critical moment.
Bee Movie: Hello implied human/bee bestiality.
The Simpsons Movie (DVD): The funniest movie about a show I've grown tired of watching.
Willow (DVD): Best commentary delivered solely by a dwarf. (Love Warwick Davis)
Clerks (DVD): I had not watched Clerks until this month, big mistake.
Clerks 2 (DVD): Most imitable conservative Christian stereotype character in recent memory.
Fargo (DVD): William H. Macy and Steve Buscemi should have kittens together, unfortunately the commentary is even worse than Groundhog Day's, which means it's terrible.