One Sentence Movie Reviews II

I bring you one sentence movie reviews of movies I have seen. Why one sentence? Because without limits I will be tempted to write one million words about each movie. I'm cursed with tireless fingers and a penchant for the verbose. Nobody but a crazy person would want to read one million words about anything I have to say. So, on with the show.

Superbad: A comedy where immoral boys pretend to have morals at a critical moment.

Bee Movie: Hello implied human/bee bestiality.

The Simpsons Movie (DVD): The funniest movie about a show I've grown tired of watching.

Willow (DVD): Best commentary delivered solely by a dwarf. (Love Warwick Davis)

Clerks (DVD): I had not watched Clerks until this month, big mistake.

Clerks 2 (DVD): Most imitable conservative Christian stereotype character in recent memory.

Fargo (DVD): William H. Macy and Steve Buscemi should have kittens together, unfortunately the commentary is even worse than Groundhog Day's, which means it's terrible.

By: Brock | On: Fri, February 15th, 2008 - 08:59 PM